"What's up with this cat?" "What makes him tick?"
"Why is he so instinctively hip?" These are the sorts
of questions I'm asked every day, and this page is a step towards
answering some of these queries, along with other eternal questions
like: "Why doesn't he shave that godawful beard?" "How
can he get through the door with a head that big?" And "What's
with the pathetic attempt at beatnik hipster jargon?" I hope
that the Fee
will serve to sate even the most ardent fan's appetite for Fee
funfacts and trivia.
THE
MAN
All right, so I lied; "oodles" was a bit of an exaggeration. Hey, I'm a busy man! Still, I'm not one to make a big offer with no payoff. There'll be oodles just as soon as I can get to it. Meanwhile, here is a picture of me standing on a rock tower in Scaaatland* (I'm on the left), or indeed a friend of mine sitting by a rock tower (The Old Man of Hoy) in Scaaatland*. (Did I mention that I lived in Scaaatland for two years? Spoke the lingo like a native by the time I left, believe you me!) These pics give you some idea of the kinds of "oodles" you can expect from me: lots of references to manly outdoors activities which I'm not particularly good at (although I love them!), lots of name-dropping of exciting places I've been to for fifteen minutes in my entire life (but which feel like home to me!), and lots and LOTS of PICTURES of ME!!! I'm sort of the Press Secretary of my fan club, as it were. So, Fee fans everywhere, keep your fingers crossed, and keep watching this space!
* (Phonetic American nasal dialect courtesy of Mark "Mighty Mountain Man of the Highlands" Sanderson. That's Mark on the right next to me on the rock tower, and that's his lovely bride Pamela Carlisle Sanderson next to the other Old Man.)
